Work the list
Guests arrive by boat, lounge around being ridiculous, and hand you problems. Fetch the drink. Escort them to the pier. Keep the stars coming.
Now boarding · Departures daily
Manage a private island for billionaires, presidents, and people you've definitely seen in the Epstein Files. Buy islands, keep the elites happy, and pocket the coins.
Now checked in
You cannot choose your guests. Everyone on the list has checked in, and nobody has checked out.
Plus an ambient crowd of models, moguls and one very calm frog. New guests arrive by boat.
The resort
Most crypto games are a token wearing a game costume. This one is the other way around. The island plays like a cozy management sim, and the chain stays out of the way until you ask for it.
Guests arrive by boat, lounge around being ridiculous, and hand you problems. Fetch the drink. Escort them to the pier. Keep the stars coming.
Every task pays tips, the island's own coin. Spend them in the build shop on villas, amenities, vehicles, and one regrettable statue.
Reputation unlocks more of the island. Day and night cycle, ambient crowd, set pieces. Or ignore all of it and go swimming.
All 43 items, real prices. Tips only, no card on file.
The economy
The fun money and the real money never touch. That is not a bug report, it is the whole design.
No exit means no extraction farms. The game stays a game.
Scarce, on chain, and it earns. More on that below.
Free players get a real game. Owners get a scarce, productive asset. Neither can ruin it for the other.
Real estate
A ring of roughly one hundred parcels surrounds the resort. When they are gone, the only way in is the resale market.
Plot 12 · For sale
Plot 47 · Owned
Every player walking your plot generates tips as they go.
You collect 50% of the coins minted on your parcel. The walker keeps the rest, so they keep coming.
Decorate it and people stay longer. Well built land is productive land, not just a skin.
The token
Accepted for land purchases alongside SOL and USDC, with utility that grows as the island does.
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Ticker and contract address shown here are placeholders until launch. Anything else claiming to be the token is not the token.
Concierge
Yes. The game runs in your browser, no wallet, no download. Land and token are optional layers on top, never a gate.
No. Tips never convert to crypto, in either direction. That wall is load bearing. It keeps the game fun and makes it pointless to farm.
Half of the in game coins generated by players walking on your parcel. The busier your corner of the island, the more you collect. Decoration drives traffic, so building well pays.
Around one hundred, fixed. After the initial sale the only way in is the open resale market, where the house takes a 5% royalty.
The game is real and the land is real. The rest is satire. Any resemblance to persons living, dead or legally ambiguous is parody.